pursuit of happiness

"Sarah | 15 | french. i like this aussie band called 5 seconds of summer (i feel like i can identify to the members because i'm as awkward as them which is really cool) and i enjoy drawing since I'm 5. i also really like the neighbourhood. and fashion. i'm kinda hard to handle at times and i'll always be sorry about it, without making a change."

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

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befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

(via halfricanroyalty)

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

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precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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cumgirl1:

they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous

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